dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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