U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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