Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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