So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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