TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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