just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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