I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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