Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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