i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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