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is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
