Soap is not a condiment
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
