He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We are two peas in an std pod
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Two words: blizzard sex
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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