Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
