I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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