Yo dont text me then not text me
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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