So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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