Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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