I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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