no. you can't hotbox the world.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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