The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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