is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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