Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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