last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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