So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
