i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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