We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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