He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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