Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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