what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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