I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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