HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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