Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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