My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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