i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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