So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
