also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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