You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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