Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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