He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I am full of burrito and curiosity
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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