Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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