Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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