Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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