I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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