HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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