There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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