walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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