Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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