are you still at the devil's house?
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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