Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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