The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
