he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So squirting runs in the family.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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