No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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