we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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