So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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