We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I think my moral compass just broke
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize