Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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