Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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